high people should be assigned attendants
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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