Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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