Capitaan dildo arrescate!
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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