we have officially mastered the walk of shame
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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