think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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