She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
foreskin is a definite game changer
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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