i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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