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one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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