Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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