don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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