So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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