My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
