Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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