I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It's shark week go big or go home
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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