I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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