And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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