I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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