Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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