So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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