Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
