I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
