Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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