I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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