let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
