My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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