im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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