So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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