Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
