it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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