I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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