yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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