Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm bleeding and have questions
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