I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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