What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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