Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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