if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
no. you can't hotbox the world.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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