Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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