their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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