If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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