I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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