We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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