It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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