Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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