Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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