Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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