That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
