i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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