How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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