Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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