So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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